1. So my professor was asking questions.

    • Professor:   Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
    • Like 3 people:   *raises hand*
    • Professor:   Who plans on never getting married?
    • Me:   *raises hand*
    • Professor:   *points me out* why?
    • Me:   It's illegal.
    • Professor:   touche.

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    myampgoesto11:

    Saltscape installation art by Motoi Yamamoto

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    swolizard:

    helioscentrifuge:

    swolizard:

    I decided to make the most triggering post on tumblr

    Im not sorry

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    this made me incredibly happy

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  3. ask-curtisrx:

    gallade-x-treme:

    zeldaisawesomeness:

    it’s almost time

    IT IS AUGUST

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    thegenuinedirector:

    essentials. 

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  4. kittyporndungeon:

    Do you think you’re decent at something and then all of a sudden someone close to you does that thing but way better and you’re just like “cool. cool. i don’t need that thing. its all yours. i don’t have another thing but you can still have it because now it has no meaning when i do it”

    adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

    If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

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